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Liz Lemon is an Average UNE College Student

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College in a nut shell.

 


Liz Lemon understands how we feel…

and…

 


She too doesn’t sleep…

 


She too is broke…

 


Finding time to go out is a struggle…

 


And in hard times, UNE students and Liz look to the same person…

 


We both made the same goals for this semester…

 


And we quickly gave up on them…

 


Just like a UNE student, Liz is pleased when she finishes making her schedule…

 


Let us not forget what we all say when we leave in the mornings…

 


But sometimes things go well…

 


And sometimes they don’t…

 


So we both might end up saying this…

 


UNE students and Liz Lemon have the same reaction to tours…

 


And exercise…

ughhh working out…

 


I am sure every student has felt the same as Liz…

 


Our health is jeopardized because of snacks…

 


We just can’t help ourselves around non-Decary food…

 


Or anything from Panera Bread…

 


Liz understands the frustration students face when the menu at Decary lies…

and…

and…

 


And the frustration of having bad roommates…

 


Unless, of course, you’re the bad roommate…

 


When your mom calls and asks how things are going…

 


Then after you hang up give yourself a pep talk…

 


But at the end of the day, be like Liz Lemon, be proud of who you are…

 

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Loren Beale, EIC

Loren is a senior student studying Health Wellness and Occupational Studies. Her passion for film and entertainment led her to join in 2016 as head of...

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